This week — gameweek 12
Points leader
Expected Goals Club
845 pts total
Droppings
Late Winner FC
Zombie · 45 pts · streak 1
League leader
Expected Goals Club
33 pts · 12 played
One crown, one challenger a week.
Title bout — gameweek 12
Rotation Roulette
Elena Rossi
Expected Goals Club
Priya Nair
The challenger took the crown.
Next title bout GW13: Expected Goals Club vs Park The Bus
Sorted by total points for the season.
| # | +/- | Manager | GW | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 74 | 845 | ||
| 2 |
| 76 |
| 767 |
| 3 | 49 | 748 |
| 4 | 58 | 740 |
| 5 | 62 | 712 |
| 6 | 60 | 707 |
| 7 | 59 | 686 |
| 8 | 56 | 676 |
| 9 | 55 | 671 |
| 10 | 84 | 643 |
| 11 | 49 | 641 |
| 12 | 62 | 568 |
The league's own columnist sums up the gameweek. Nobody escapes.
Gameweek 12
Late Winner FC scored 49 this week. That is not a gameweek, that is a cry for help with a team sheet attached.
Hart Break Hotel paid 4 points for the privilege of making things worse. Commitment to the bit is admirable.
The Gaffer's Hairdryer put the armband on Calvert-Lewin (0) while Stach sat in the same eleven on 14. That is 14 points left on the table, and a masterclass in hindsight nobody asked for.
Late Winner FC left 32 points on the bench — 65.3% of the team's score, watching from the touchline.
And Hart Break Hotel sold Ødegaard, who promptly scored 9. Timing is everything.
Meanwhile Park The Bus collected 84 and will be insufferable until at least the next deadline.
_This is a demo league: the managers are invented, and so is the humiliation. Yours will be real._
Written by an AI from the league's own data. To be taken anything but seriously.