The archive of earlier gameweeks. This week's roast is on the dashboard.
Written 20 Oct
Late Winner FC scored 49 this week. That is not a gameweek, that is a cry for help with a team sheet attached.
Hart Break Hotel paid 4 points for the privilege of making things worse. Commitment to the bit is admirable.
The Gaffer's Hairdryer put the armband on Calvert-Lewin (0) while Stach sat in the same eleven on 14. That is 14 points left on the table, and a masterclass in hindsight nobody asked for.
Late Winner FC left 32 points on the bench — 65.3% of the team's score, watching from the touchline.
And Hart Break Hotel sold Ødegaard, who promptly scored 9. Timing is everything.
Meanwhile Park The Bus collected 84 and will be insufferable until at least the next deadline.
_This is a demo league: the managers are invented, and so is the humiliation. Yours will be real._
Written by an AI from the league's own data. To be taken anything but seriously.